Friend: *Playing Aliens vs Predator as a xenomorph, putting facehuggers on everyone* You get a baby, and you get a baby, everyone gets a baby.
Me: Are you Oprah Winfrey as a xenomorph or something?
Friend: No I'm just Oprah Winfrey.
Me: ...Oprah Winfrey is a xenomorph!?
I HAVE RETURNED. Sorry I’ve been away so long. I had a lot to get done recently. There was a beach trip, a wedding, and a whole lot of crazy. A WHOLE LOT.
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EEEEE! Why are so many people following me all the sudden!? “15 people follow you”. This blog makes no sense at all. I’m so very sorry for what you might encounter.
How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
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When I'm forced to participate in gym class:
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[[ Whenever I RP and it's my turn to reply, I...
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katpiss0neverclean: mishacollinsbutt: omg da notes No. I breathe… sulfur. I tend to breathe artichokes. DON’T QUESTION ME.
You must be an angel,
superwhovengerbuscuslock: petrichorlove: doctorwho: mcgoats: papercranes-paperplanes: barthvader: because i haven’t blinked since i saw your face. most flawless pickup line ever I’m not ashamed to admit that this would work on me If anyone ever said this to me, I would instantly marry them. YES. JUST YES.
KNEEL, BITCHES!!!– Tom Hiddleston on the set of Avengers, grabbing the director’s mic and having fun with us after one of the takes. Best fucking quote of the entire filming. We were like “…that just happened, didn’t it”. This is why Tom Hiddleston is better than everyone. (via totalefinsternis)
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